nickname: paiger, raiger, rage, buddy, harv
job: hot tranny mess
circa: 2003
birthplace: chicago
pets: norman, the guard dog
every day i...: tell norman how handsome he is
when not working: sipping iced ovaltine with franny on the front porch of our lil' love nest in sun city
languages spoken: this question makes me feel inadequate
music: yes
toys: DDR, capresso mini
words of wisdom: going to war over religion is like killing someone because your imaginary friend is better than theirs
snacks and other food: sushi and baked treats
ht favorite: hip it to the HOP
toadwear i recommend: jackets and the upcoming line for dogs, Normani
other: go outside