Rock, Paper, Scissors - Nasty Week 12-Step Program

November 3, 2009

1. go home
2. turn on soulful music
3. crank it up ridiculously loud
4. get a giant soft blanket (like our cashmoore blankets)
5. wrap self in blanket, burrito style
6. extend arms externally from burrito
7. use arms to hold large bag of cheetos, doritos, or oreos
8. throw pillows in giant pile in center of living room floor
9. throw burrito-style self onto giant pile of pillows
10. arrange self to allow uninhibited access to snack bag
11. lay there
12. do foot dances