As we near the end of the holiday season there is time to reflect on stuff like, “Why the heck did (insert name here) think I would wear this sweater?” The age-old question of what to do with your hideous holiday sweater has an answer! Stuff it away for next year when you and your friends and family can get together in the spirit of ugly sweaters and have some holiday fun. The Toads decided to exactly this for our holiday party and guess what … it was a blast. Here’s one pic from many where blinking antlers, puffy paint, Christmas bear iron ons, chunky cable knit and red velvet adorned the festive Toads.Not that we want to endorse this kind of behavior (i.e. playing with firecrackers), but this is pretty dang funny. After all, what are friends for?
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Okay, we all know the holidays can be stressful. So, we're posting these little bits of hilarity to cheer you up in the midst of holiday madness.
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What kind of drink would inspire leagues of people to think of their robes as proper street garb? Not only has it reached such heights in the kingdom of slackers, but it has also been deemed the IBAs (International Bartenders Association) official drink. Benefits also include a dose of calcium!
Thanksgiving Fun Facts
• Originally Thanksgiving was really just a three-day long “party” that followed the autumn harvest where folks shared meat, bread and beer … the three food groups.
• The first observed Thanksgiving was celebrated by Plymouth Pilgrims in the fall of 1621, giving thanks for those pilgrims that survived the journey over on the Mayflower (40% of them were children).
• Joining in the feast of 1621 were the Wampanoag, including the chief, Massasoit and 90 other tribesman. They were honored at the feast for helping the pilgrims survive by teaching them the skills of cultivating the land.
• Dates of the holiday bounced around for years until President Roosevelt signed a bill that made the official holiday on the fourth Thursday of November.
• Why turkey? Well, back in 1621 turkey was plentiful, so just like any good pilgrim they used what they had on hand. Imagine if they only had fields of soybeans, then folks would be lining up for blocks of tofu (let's here if for tofurkey).
• There wasn’t just eating going on, there were games too – gee, sounds familiar to today’s football extravaganza!
• Wild turkeys have great vision and hearing. They are also very speedy 20 mph and with flight can reach 50-55 mph – dang! Those pilgrims really had to work for their meals. Maybe this was a precursor to the reason why lots of folks go out and exercise a ton before filling up on turkey and stuffing.
• Last but certainly not least, integral to the thanksgiving feast was a little known drink called BEER! Pilgrims rock.
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There are two ways to look at things, fun and not fun. Cancer just happens to be one of those things that’s in the “not fun” category. A good friend of the Toads was diagnosed with cancer, fought that bastard and is currently watching his opponent sulk away like a little girly boy.
Drew “macho moustache” Simmons won his round, but realizes that it couldn’t have been done without the many cancer patients that went before him. Their experiences and their willingness to be a part of shared research enabled him to reap the benefits of the best medicine and treatment technologies available.
In the spirit of the Toad community, we invite you to join in with Drew to help fight the ravages of prostate cancer. Don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom, he’s raising money and so are countless of other men, by growing a moustache for the month of November – “Movember” (put on by the Prostrate Cancer Foundation). Moustaches happen to fall in the “fun” category. Check out the link to read a bit more, see Drew’s stache status pics and join in the fun by donating or sporting some sleek upper lip hair yourself – ladies, there are other ways for us to join in the stache good times.
Drew’s moustache inspiration comes from Tom Selleck, Borat, Wade Boggs, and the entire Ski Patrol nation.
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