Dear Ellen
September 16, 2009
Dear Ellen,Is it ok to wear spandex after Labor Day?
Curious
Dear Curious,
The general traditional rule is that white and spandex should only be worn between Easter and Labor Day. This rule stems from the early 20th century, when more people were entering the middle classes. These nouveau-riche ragamuffins were often unaware of the standards of society dress, running amuck in white leotards in the dead of winter. It quickly became apparent that specific codified rules of dress, such as this one, were necessary.
Over time, many exceptions to this rule have been accepted. "Winter white", such as cream colored wool, is ok if you are getting crunk on hot toddies in Vail. White boots are acceptable if they have faux fur balls hanging off strings at the top. Spandex shorts are fine as long as there is a thick diaper sewn inside and you are on a bicycle. And the list goes on, but the important point is that if you are thoughtful and very very careful, you just might be able to pull off that white spandex unitard on Thanksgiving. Just be sure to accessorize.
Ellen
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