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Welcome to Citizen Toad

Become a Citizen and win a free pony! Just kidding. The actual benefits are even more worthy (and need no care and feeding). Every month we draw from the new sign-ups and give away a $50 gift card. 

Benefits of Citizenship:

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  • Citizen-only discounts
  • Pre-sale announcements
  • Events in your region
  • Contest announcements
  • New clothes offering announcements
  • The option to create your own profile on our site
  • Random gestures of appreciation
  • You'll understand what these mean:


Becoming a Citizen is ridiculously easy. Fill out the form on the right. We only need your email address and zip code so we can send you the aforementioned announcements. All other info is optional, but highly encouraged!

Our pledge: we will not give away or sell your email address or personal info to anyone. Period.

Citizen Profile Options:

Creating a profile has its advantages. These crazy personality icons will show up on your comments - that's fun. If you want us to send you a little something on your birthday, well, tell us your birthday. We've got plans for lot's more features, and you can help us by telling us what you'd like to see. We can’t think of a good reason not to be a Citizen Toad!

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Please grant me Citizenship!

As a Citizen Toad, I understand that all Citizens are created equal, that Horny Toad will not share my info or email address with anyone, and that my small gesture of solidarity will be greatly appreciated.

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