Archive for August, 2012

Get Schooled on the Strange Names of Animal Groups

sohlson posted this Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

So you’re at a dinner party and someone says “The other night I was sitting on my deck enjoying a glass of wine when a kettle of hawks flew by.”  This handy list of the strange names we humans call groups of animal will help you form an appropriate reply, such as:  “Were they in a boil?”

Should the occasion arise, it will also help you identify that you were stung by “a smack of jellyfish”  and that your crazy aunt had a “pomp of Pekingese.”

It might also help you clean up at Trivial Pursuit some rainy weekend.  We hope you enjoy this list.

-The Nest of Toads

Alligators                   Congregation
Apes                              Troop
Bats                               Cloud
Bears                            Sloth
Beavers                       Family
Cheetahs                     Coalition
Clams                           Bed
Coyotes                       Band
Dolphins                    Pod
Elephants                  Herd
Fox                               Earth
Hawks (in flight)   Kettle
Hawks (circling)    Boil
Hedgehogs                Array
Jellyfish                     Smack
Pekingese                 Pomp
Rabbits                      Warren
Raccoons                  Gaze
Rattlesnakes           Rhumba
Starlings                   Dray
Tigers                         Ambush
Toads                          Nest
Weasels                     Gang
Zebras                        Dazzle

 

 

 

Off to College

sohlson posted this Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

The Lithe Skirt goes to college.  photo: Zoe Brode

Guest blogger Michelle Auerbach wore Horny Toad when dropping off her partner’s son at his Freshman year in college.  This is her report:

Here’s my advice to future classes of newly colleged mothers: when things get tough, it helps to be comfortable and looking good.  Pull out the lipstick and the most fabulous and versatile clothes you have.  Then you won’t have to think about what you’re wearing and can concentrate on how the volleyball players across the hall seem to have decorated your boy’s room overnight.

Day 1 -  Lithe skirt and Think Tank

There are bigger things going on when you take your Freshman to college than what you’re wearing, but when faced with three flights of stairs at 8:30 on an August morning, it’s not entirely irrelevant.  There is a woman at the bottom of the stairs wearing platform shoes and a tight skirt.  She’s eyeballing my flipflops and linen skirt enviously.  I feel bad for her.  I also feel very cool.  Adult.  Not too adult.  And able to open boxes, move furniture and then go out to dinner.  I realize that I am, for once in my life, dressed perfectly for the occasion.

It’s breathtaking to realize that the kid in front of you, texting and looking blasé, will not be back till Thanksgiving.  Lucky for me, as he points out very clearly to his new roomie’s mom, “She’s my dad’s girlfriend.”  It’s not mean, just true.  I adore this kid.  He is everything an 18 year old should be – cool, smart, anti-authority, talented, and irritating to his actual parents. But the fact that he’s not leaving me with the empty nest means I do not cry when he slams the dorm room door shut on the first night (his dad almost cried, though).  Instead of crying, I encourage his dad to buy a lifetime supply of ramen.

Day 2 –   Flighty dress

I wake up thinking today will be just a fly-by to reassure the college boy that all is well.  It turns into several trips to the store for forgotten items, moving more boxes, discussing high finance and lounging in dorm room.  I look down at what I’m wearing and realize for the second day in a row I am dressed correctly and stylishly for the occasion.  Is my ability to act grown-up a magical side effect of the outfit?

I can see that the poor kid is really sad and offer him lunch with us.  He jumps off the bed and is out the door before we are ready to leave his room for the last time.  At this, I can feel Jewish mothers everywhere high five.  Food is, in fact, a panacea for emotional distress.

photo: Zoe Brode

We hug goodbye in front of the restaurant and he and his dad go off to do whatever male bonding goodbyes entail.  I walk to a nearby café.  I sit down at the outside table and realize I am actually going to cry.  I search the pockets of my skirt, where I stashed my sweetie’s cell phone earlier, and find a crumpled tissue.  My mascara runs and my nose runs.  Not so immune to the emotions of the day after all.

Meet Our Stash and Go Sweepstakes Winner

sohlson posted this Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

We’re excited to announce a first-prize winner of our Stash & Go Sweepstakes!

Tricia is a social worker who lives in Arizona.  The loves of her life are live music, her two dogs, getting outside and her college-sweetheart-turned-husband.  She went to the Blues and Brews Festival a few years ago and is soooo super excited to return.  Direct quote from Tricia: “Bonus: (Telluride) juke joints! I’m doing a Happy Dance!”   We think her winning indicates that although the world is far from perfect, much is also right with it.

Meet our first place winner, Tricia

Check out the cool stuff she gets:
Two $500 Horny Toad gift cards
Airfare for two to Colorado
Two 3-day VIP Blues and Brews Festival passes
Festival weekend lodging package for two at the Aspen Street Inn
One iPod Nano
Two Osprey Packs
Two 1-year subscriptions to Paste Magazine
Other great treats to make her Blues and Brews weekend absolutely perfect

If you missed the Stash and Go sweepstakes, don’t be sad – we’ll definitely have more contests in the future.  Just make sure you’ve signed up for our weekly emails and “liked” our Facebook page so you stay in the loop.

 

Pickleback

sohlson posted this Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

We first tried a pickleback at the Woodsman Tavern in Portland, Oregon.  Since then we’ve shared it with many people.  One thing we learned is that the turkey baster makes a good tool for dealing with pickle juice.  The other thing we learned is that we like to use Booker’s Bourbon and fresh pickle brine from our favorite deli.  If you can’t get ahold of these particular ingredients, you can always start with some Bulleit Rye and jarred pickle juice.

Here’s what to do:  Shoot the bourbon and follow it with the pickle brine, one right after the other.  Just as the bourbon is starting to warm your throat, the taste of pickle brine takes over your front tastebuds and creates a satisfying leveling out in the back of your mouth.  Delicious!

Once you try it, let us know what you think.  Also we’re interested in learning some new, great toasts.  If you have one please tell us!

The Equine Sanctuary

sohlson posted this Monday, August 20th, 2012

Stylin, one of the Sanctuary’s residents, is the grandson of the famous racehorse Secretariat

Ever notice that when you do good you receive a lot of goodness too?  For example, we love to help out at The Equine Sanctuary in nearby Ojai where injured race horses have been rescued from potential slaughter.  At the Sanctuary, the animals are rehabilitated and turned into therapy horses who work (and play) with disabled war veterans, children with autism and terminally ill kids.  Cool loop, right?

Unfortunately, the lives of our four-legged friends are in some very real jeopardy right now.  After 13 years at their home in Ojai, they have to relocate – which means that the little non-profit has to raise a lot of money in a very short amount of time.  Specifically, they need another $45,000 by the middle of next week (August 29th) to make the move happen.  It’s kind of hard to overstate how vital it is to the lives of the animals that the Sanctuary reaches its goal.

For us, time with these sensitive, beautiful animals is definitely time well-spent (even when we’re doing some of the less glamorous chores).  Each horse has a very distinct personality and we love to watch the way they form relationships with each other and with the people who take care of them.  We never fail to drive away feeling a little bit in awe of their ability to make our hearts smile.

If you’re feeling moved to help our friends with their move, please go here  – and pass it on to your fellow animal lovers!

If you want to learn more about the The Equine Sanctuary and the great work they do in general, go here.

 

20 Reasons to Love Late Summer

sohlson posted this Wednesday, August 15th, 2012

Late Summer, you’re a keeper.  Here’s why:

1.  Peaches

2.  Outdoor movies in the sunken gardens at the Santa Barbara Courthouse

3.   Last (and often best) street fairs of the season

4.  Mountain bike trails – the dustier the better

5.  Water fights!

Fruit Bowl 720 h264 from Horny Toad Activewear on Vimeo.

6.  Cantaloupe

7.  Wine, cheese and crackers on a blanket at the park with live music

8.   Crabs, bought right off the dock, steamed and eaten with plenty of melted butter

9.  Dinner and drinks on the patio, late into the evening

10.  Squeezing in one more camping and/or road trip

11.  FULL days on the beach that end with beer and feet in sand while watching the sun go down

12.  Finally knowing all the vendors at the farmers market

Avocado blossom honey sample from the Santa Barbara Farmer’s Market.  photo credit: Zoe Brode

 

13.  Riding bikes in the morning and evening without a jacket!

 

14.  Perseid meteor shower

15.  Sun-kissed skin and full acclimation to hot weather

16.  Burning Man

17.  Sleeping with the windows open

18.  Picking fresh blueberries

19.  Skinny dipping at night

20. Late-night dog walks because the house hasn’t cooled down yet -what a great chance to look at the stars!

What did we forget?

 

 

An Afternoon in the Goodland Kitchen

sohlson posted this Monday, August 6th, 2012
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Oh food… how we love you.  Especially when you’re local and fresh and prepared with plenty of love.

Recently our friends at Fairview Gardens and Goodland Kitchen organized an afternoon cooking class for us.  It was fun to get expert tips on kitchen safety, menu planning and cultivating a friendly relationship with our ingredients.  The results were pretty amazing too.  Here’s the menu and corresponding recipes.  Keep in mind that the quantities listed are for a big group of Toads… adjust accordingly and be prepared to get culinarily happy.

 

Lemon cuke salad with strawberry vinaigrette
Chard with apricots and walnuts
Rice pilaf with herbs and onions
Herb and cheese stuffed chicken breasts
Lemon cookies

Lemon cuke salad with strawberry vinaigrette

Salad:
4 heads          lettuce, washed and chopped
1 lb                  arugula, washed
2 lb                 lemon cukes, quartered and sliced
2 pts               strawberries, cored and sliced

Dressing:
2-1/4 cups    olive oil
2-1/4 cups    fresh strawberries, halved
1/4 cup          balsamic vinegar
1 tsp               salt
1/2 tsp           black pepper
1/2 tsp           tarragon, leaves only
1/2 tsp           honey
1 cup              almonds, sliced and toasted

1. Toast almonds in a dry heavy pan, stirring constantly until slightly browned. Remove from pan and set aside in bowl.
2. Chop ends off lettuce. If very dirty, wash and drain leaves before cutting into bite sized pieces. If not that dirty, cut first. Float lettuce pieces in very clean veggie   prep sink. Spin dry and place in large bowl. If arugula is clean, add to bowl without washing; do not cut.
3. Cut ends off lemon cukes. Cut in quarters lengthwise and slice thinly. Add to lettuce.
4. Wash, core, and slice 2 pints strawberries. Set aside.
5. Make dressing by adding all ingredients EXCEPT OIL to blender and processing until smooth. While blending at a slow speed, add oil slowly until smooth.
6. Just before serving toss salad, including sliced strawberries. Drizzle dressing over salad and toss gently again. Sprinkle with toasted almonds.

 

Braised chard with apricots and walnuts  

2 cups            walnuts, pieces
6 bunches     chard
1 tsp               salt
1 tsp               pepper
1/4 cup          olive oil
1-1/2  tsp      ground cumin
8 each            apricots, sliced
1 bunch         parsley, chopped
1/2 cup          parmesan cheese, shaved

1. Toast walnut pieces in dry heavy pan until fragrant and slightly brown. Set aside.
2. Cut stems and center ribs from chard, discarding any tough portions, then cut stems and ribs crosswise into 2-inch pieces. Stack chard leaves and roll up lengthwise into cylinders. Cut cylinders crosswise to make 1-inch-wide strips.
3. Heat oil in a large heavy pot over medium heat, then cook chard stems with salt and pepper and cumin, stirring occasionally, until stems begin to soften, about 5 minutes. Add chard leaves stirring occasionally until stems are just wilted, about 4 to 6 minutes.
4. Add parsley and apricot slices. Sauté until apricots are softened but not mushy.
5. Remove from pan into serving bowl and add walnuts. Toss gently. Sprinkle with shaved parmesan cheese.

 

Rice pilaf with herbs and onions

9 cups            veggie stock
1/4 cup          olive oil
12 stalks        celery, chopped
1.5 cups         onion, diced
12                   green onions, white and green parts separated and sliced
9                      cloves garlic, minced
1 bunch         cilantro, chopped
1-1/2 tsp       salt
4-1/2 cups     uncooked basmati rice

1.  Bring veggie stock to boil in a saucepan over medium-high heat; continue simmering on low flame while preparing remaining ingredients.
2.  Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Cook and stir celery, onion, green onion white portions, garlic, curry powder, and salt in the hot oil until vegetables are tender, about 5 minutes. Transfer vegetables to a bowl.
3.  Add rice to same skillet and sauté,  stirring constantly over medium heat  until lightly toasted, about 3 minutes.
4.  Stir toasted rice into simmering veggie broth. Reduce heat to medium-low; continue simmering until rice is tender and broth is absorbed, about 15 minutes.
5.  Remove rice from heat and stir in green onion tops, cilantro, and celery mixture until well blended.

 

Herb and cheese stuffed chicken breasts

 9 each           chicken breasts, sliced lengthwise and pounded flat
2 bunches     fresh basil, leaves removed from stems
5 cloves          garlic, minced
3/4 cup          fresh parsley, minced
3/4 cup          fresh chives, minced
Pinch              cayenne, to taste
12 oz               cream cheese, softened
Pinch              salt and pepper

1.Preheat oven to 350°F. Put each chicken breast, opened, between two layers of plastic wrap, on a chopping board, and use a meat mallet to pound until 1/4-inch thick.
2. Boil a small amount of water, toss in basil leaves until moistened, drain and set aside.
3. Mix together the garlic, parsley, chives, cayenne and a pinch of salt and pepper into the softened cream cheese and set aside.
4. Lay the chicken breasts flat, season each side with salt and pepper. Spread the cheese-herb mixture over each breast, covering the surface of the breasts. Layer on the basil leaves. Starting at the shortest end of the chicken breast, roll up as tightly as possible and tuck in the ends to form a neat roll. Secure each breast with 2 toothpicks.
5.  Transfer chicken breasts to a greased baking dish, seam side down. Bake at 350°F for 40-50 minutes, depending on the size of the breast, until the internal temperature is 165°F, the juices run clear, and the chicken is slightly browned.
6.  Let rest for 5 minutes before dividing each breast in half and arranging on a serving platter.

 

Zesty Lemon Cookies

4 oz                unsalted butter, softened
1-1/2              cup granulated sugar
2                     eggs
1/4 cup          lemon juice
1 tsp               freshly grated lemon zest
1/4 tsp           salt
1/2 tsp           baking powder
2-1/2 cups    all-purpose flour
Powdered sugar for dusting

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.

2. In the bowl of a standing mixer on medium speed, cream the butter and sugar together until well blended. Scrape down the sides of the bowl. With the mixer on low speed, add eggs, one at a time, until blended. Add lemon juice and zest, mixing until blended.

3. Add salt, baking powder and flour and mix until blended.

4. Drop by rounded scoopfuls onto prepared baking sheets and bake until edges are firm with no color, 12 to 15 minutes.

5. Let cool on baking sheets for 5 minutes, then transfer to cooling racks and let cool completely. Dust with powdered sugar using a sifter or sieve.